👉 Let's break this down like a comedian at a science fair: "Interstate gravity altering positively charged brain cells" is like saying a cosmic force from New York is suddenly pulling on neurons in California to make them supercharged, electrifyingly excited into positivity blitzes. It's like saying the gravitational pull of a distant supernova is giving your brain cells a cosmic dance party, just with a side of serotonin and a side of existential dread.
Now, here's a darkly humorous example sentence: "After the state of interstate politics decided to merge with the gravitational pull of the UPS delivery system, my brain cells started whispering 'I love you, universe!' and now I'm convinced the world's ending is just a delivery confirmation."